Well, basically both the "haters" and the following American Bitchz got no clear, reliable reason to do what they do. means, there's no good reason for the haters to hate the country and culture, while using everything they produce. same goes to the bitches, they got no talent over NOTHING! other than flashing around their.....curvious bodies of course! either way, lets get down to the countdown!
No. 4 :- Britney Spears (born December 2, 1981)
Why the hell i have this Bitch in No. 4? simple. coz she can at least sing! that's some talent other than "flashing around pantie-less"! duh..what were you thinking, B? so anyway B started her career as a child and became one of the most popular, and money-making artists in the history of pop culture. but what happened after that, is history! she lost her mind, bro, totally. got addicted to "illicit substances" some say. everybody knows what that means. and famous for her "quicky" marriages as well and for the famous "head shave" after giving birth. man, did she lost it or wtf???????? but still she managed to top up the charts. her songs really kick it up and that's why she has sold over 100 million albums around the world. that number says something.
|The Fuck, Sis??????????????|
No.3 :- Lindsay Lohan (born July 2, 1986)
Oh hey, i know her, she's a good actress. NO! YOU'RE WRONG! she WAS a good actress until she took the path that most celebs take once they "got nothing else to do!" she was a sweetheart. remember Herbie? yea it was a fine movie....oh wait, i forgot. you American Haterz don't watch American Movies! heh.....
So what happened? in 2007, her downfall, as they call it now, began with 2 DUIs, driving under influence. that means DRUNK DRIVING! and it continued towards 3 visits to Rehabs. damn girl, you did good. oh it reminds me, we needs some rehabs too. and like that, another sweetheart bites the dust and becomes a BITCH!
No. 2 :- Paris Hilton (born February 17, 1981)
Oh when we talk about American Bitchz, you can't forget this bitch! yes, Paris makes it up to almost every list of "BitchZ" in the world. why? well let us take a good look.
So who is she? she's the great-grand daughter of the founder of the Hilton Hotels. yea i know, we have a couple in here, Colombo, but i'm not sure if she's related to them. i hope she isn't! and her path to fame? A FRIGGIN SEX TAPE! oh i'm sure lotta out there have seen at least captures of it *wink wink* ah huh, that's what i'm talking about. so is sh any good, at least in that "tape"? *epic sigh* i've seen better! she got absolutely no talent! but she tried all of 'em. acting, writing, singing but she's nothing more than a heir to a fortune, so lets call her "A BUSINESS WOMAN GONE BAD!" with a jail sentence under her belt!
She is an example of the modern phenomenon of the 'celebutante', the celebrity who rises to fame not because of their talent or work but because of their inherited wealth and controversial lifestyle. Despite the controversies, Hilton's various product lines have been successful with stores in 31 countries. - Wikipedia
**********For further info, check "1 Night in Paris" in your local DVD shops
And here we go, the worst of 'em all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1 :- Kim Kardashian (born October 21, 1980)
Look at the pic and tell me what????????? holy-motha-fuck!!!!!!!!! she's friggin HAWT! i know right. she is the best out there. other than those curves.....NOTHING! no talent at all! oh and she's a Reality tv star. her path to super stardom? another Sex Tape, sadly. oh but did i mention you that the sex tape awarded her 5 FRIGGIN MILLION DOLLARS???????? O.M.G! i wonder if i could get at least 1 lakh by leaking a sex tape. heh, i'm just kiddin!
She too tried acting but it's better that she keeps on with her Reality tv career and making more of 'em tapes *wink wink*
Soooooooooo there you have it, folks. my view on America's Top 4 Bitchz! i don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck to what i said above. haters gonna hate and even though they continue on making money! tell me, who's fault it is? till next time, i'm your host, ZYKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!